Why do we think that the answer is always military? Imagine a world where everybody negotiated everything by threat of force! I tell you it would make buying a new car a whole new kind of hell. “Knock off five hundred bucks, or I’ll knock off your block!” Sigh…

“Any resemblance to any living person, living or dead, is purely a figment of your imagination.” One day, in the offices at CBN: –So what do you think, Mr. Robertson? Is there a place for my ministries on CBN? –I don’t know, Ted. The people have a long memory. –But I was cured! –I don’t know…can you BE cured of being a faggot? –You know I don’t like that word, Pat. –Damn it, Ted. You should have known better. –Come on, Pat. I thought that when the guy asked if I wanted a “happy ending”, he was talking about my revival meetings....