God Rest ye, ye olde Democrats
You’re finally in control
But Lieberman took all your gifts
And left you lumps of coal
Of course the nations so in debt
We’re really in a hole
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
Taxes and war
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
The house has passed a health care bill
The senate passed one too
There’s not much good in either one
And so what else is new?
The times are better now, they say,
Except for me and you
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
Taxes and war
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
Obama got a prize for peace
While sending us to war
The nations going quite insane
What’s all this killing for?
Glenn Beck might run for president
Need I say anymore?
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
Taxes and war
Oh tidings of taxes and war
Christmas Eve is finally here
It’s time to deck the halls
Put candles in the windows
And garland on the walls
I only hope the democrats
Will get some Christmas balls
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
Taxes and war
Oh tidings of taxes and of war
Wilson/09