Know Your Aliens

I was listening to one of those radio stations where I like to park myself now and again in order to listen to a program about the paranormal. This particular night, the host had an expert on alien abductions on the show. He was explaining everything about the aliens we needed to know, and you know, if there are aliens living here, I want to know about them, that’s for sure. So I decided to listen for awhile. I found out some interesting things. There was enough of interest to induce me to go exploring the subject a little deeper. And you, dear Reverbians, are the beneficiaries of this curious nature I have.

They’ve been living here a very long time, you know…the aliens, that is. Apparently, they came here many thousands of years ago, and have been living here ever since in subterranean cities. Now, oddly enough, I can more easily accept that they came here long ago and decided to stay, than I can accept that aliens are visiting us from other star systems on a regular basis owing to Einstein’s theory of relativity and the duration of these little road…er…space trips. Anyway, according to those in the know, the aliens have been here for quite a little while. The experts on the subject tell us that the aliens are actually the ones in control here. Our leaders have known about them for some time. And since they have been here so long, and since you never know when you might meet up with one of these intergalactic immigrants, I thought it might be useful to know how to recognize one of them. There are several different races…uh…species…uh…phylums…whatever…of these visitors.

The oldest group of aliens here is the NORDICS. We know very little about them other than they don’t talk, and are supposed to be the ancestors of the Arian race of which Hitler was so terribly fond. They are tall, muscular, and blonde. They are also supposed to be highly advanced and quite intelligent. The NORDICS are our protectors. They are not to be confused with the BLONDES, who come from Procyon. While the Blondes are also tall, muscular, and blonde (duh), they are easily controlled, totally unable to send telepathic messages, and not much more, really, than zombie-like fleshy robots. The Blondes do have a benign attitude towards humans, however, for what that’s worth. The Blondes are often prisoners of the GRAYS.

The GRAYS actually originate from several star systems. The ones we see most often, however, primarily come from the constellation Orion. I find this interesting, because the stars in the constellation Orion have nothing whatsoever to do with each other and only make that cute hourglass picture in the sky because of our orientation in space. Anyway, the Grays actually come in more than one flavor, some twenty-two different sub-species, to be exact. There are the short little Grays, who seem to function in a servile position. Those will be the ones you see on the spaceship inserting rectal probes after you’re abducted. The Grays are the ones you see in the movies all the time. Most of the Grays are about our height, or a little shorter, or perhaps taller. They have large black eyes and do quite well in the dark. Unlike the short grays, the taller grays have external genitalia, although I have no idea what that equipment might resemble.

These beings have technological superiority, but they appear to be lacking in spiritual and social sciences. This is evident in their obvious lack of warmth, emotionality, and respect relative to humans. They can sometimes obtain momentary pleasure in terms of mood elevation by tuning in on human wavelengths via telepathically connected radionic devices. They react to intense human emotion such as ecstasy or agony. They blanket couples for sexual thrills and are drawn to sexual deviates. Some Grays use sex, pain, drugs and fear as obsessive elements with which to pervert humans. I believe they started Hustler Magazine. You might remember the Grays as the guest stars in that iconic film, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. There is another species of Grays from Zeta-Reticuli. They are the insectoid Grays. We don’t talk to them. The Grays are well known as servants to the REPTILES.

The Reptiles seem to be the ones in charge of everything. They are from Alpha Draconis. These folks have rough, scaly skin, with eye slits. You will recognize them easily be the large conical horn in the middle of their faces. These Reptiles have a ruling class, which can be known by their wings. The other Reptiles, the soldier class, and the scientists have no wings. The Reptiles have no sweat glands, so you can’t tell when they are nervous or lying. They are also meat eaters, which does not bode well for us (see the Twilight Zone CookBook, “To Serve Man”). Some Reptilians eat humans like we eat chicken (they say they taste like…well, chicken). In the United States, there are great, underground food-storage rooms full of preserved human bodies. Sometimes the bodies are those of children. It is not only children but also adults that Reptilians eat. However, children are preferred because they are not poisoned with substances like caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and other things that contaminate adults.

So the Grays have no opinion about us one way or the other. We are just here. The Reptiles, on the other hand, don’t have too high an opinion of us. However, they do seem to consider some of us valuable property. One gets the feeling they will continue to use us as they see fit, or, if we ever become a real problem as a group, they would sooner wipe us out than deal with us. And the Nordics consider themselves to be our protectors. Well, if they are our protectors, they’ve done a piss poor job of it! I’m sure if it weren’t for the ARCTURIANS, we’d be toast.

According to the famed sleeping prophet Edgar Cayce, the Arcturians are the most advanced breed of being in the universe, and that’s saying a lot because it’s a mighty damn big universe. They are so fucking advanced, they no longer have a need for physical bodies. They appear as beings of light (and you thought that was swamp gas) The Arcturians teach that the most fundamental ingredient for living in the fifth dimension is love. Negativity, fear and guilt must be overcome and exchanged for love and light. The Arcturians work in close connection with the ascended masters whom they call the Brotherhood of the All. They also work closely with what they refer to as the Galactic Command. The Arcturians travel the universe in their starships, which are some of the most advanced in the entire universe. One of the reasons Earth has not been attacked by warlike negative extraterrestrials has been those civilizations’ fear of the advanced starships of the Arcturians. Their ships are state-of-the-art technology, far beyond anything I have mentioned so far. One of the starships circling the Earth is called the Starship Athena, after the Greek goddess.

Now all this information comes from the people who ought to know it best, the people who’ve been abducted. Who would know better? Some of them even say that there are alien-human hybrids walking around among us, but then, one look at Washington D.C. can tell you that’s true. And now that you know the many different alien cultures influencing our planet, you will know who has just taken you from your bedroom and mutilated your cattle. I suggest you carry a copy of this blog with you everywhere. I really don’t know why the MinuteMen are so up in arms about the people from México crossing our borders. It’s the Reptiles we need to worry about.