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Jul 29th, 2010 |
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A couple of years ago I managed to score a couple of tickets to see the Irish comedian Graham Norton at the Coronet Theater in Hollywood. If you’ve never seen Graham Norton, you owe it to yourself to try and watch one of his shows. He had a chat show on BBC 4. BBC 4 is the commercial channel in the United Kingdom. That’s the channel that shows all the reality TV shows and the imports from America. It used to be aired here on BBC America, but now you can catch it on the LOGO channel. The LOGO channel is the channel that is aimed primarily for those with alternative lifestyles....
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Jul 8th, 2010 |
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Okay, I didn’t write this up on April 1st for reasons that are about to become obvious. As you all know, I have long been a subscriber to FATE magazine because it is such an entertaining little periodical. If you want to know why FATE is so special, please read my blog on the scrumptious piece of periodic literature, written a couple of years ago. For those of you who haven’t the inclination to find that blog, I will repeat here that FATE is a magazine dedicated to the paranormal. If it’s weird, it’s in FATE.
You can always trust FATE for articles on ghosts, UFOs, Demons, Trolls,...
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Jun 28th, 2010 |
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For the past few years, my wife, Becky, and I have been very interested in ghosts. Well, Becky is really the one most interested for reasons unknown to me. But I find the subject interesting and so I go along for the ride. So each week, we watch the obligatory episodes of Ghosthunters on the Sci Fi channel. That would be our favorite show. Next in line is Most Haunted on the Travel Channel. There is also a show on the Biography Channel called Ghostly Encounters. And for something very scary, there is the Discovery Channel’s Hauntings. A and E has Paranormal University, but that...
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Jun 5th, 2010 |
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Anybody who has taken economics 101 knows that in the business world you have to have a product to sell. That product can be a service, as well. That product is produced by the worker, who generally receives some sort of benefit out of producing the product in the form of wages or commissions. The product is purchased by the consumer. Theoretically, the more the consumer buys, the more the worker produces, the more money the person providing the capital makes on his or her investment, the more happy everybody is. Worker –> Product –> Consumer = $$$
When we look at...
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May 4th, 2010 |
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From a transcript of the popular PBS program, The Antiques Roadshow, being televised from Scottsdale, Arizona, March of 2010.
Stephen Massey, Antique expert from New York City, New York: We have an interesting piece here, as you know, Mr. Klein. Why don’t you tell us a little of the history behind this.
Mr. Klein: Well, there’s not too much to tell really. My dad, Ernie Klein, served in the army during the war, the big one, you know, WW2. Anyways, he’s in Berlin right after the war and this guy with a funny mustache tells him he’s trying to raise some quick cash....
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Apr 1st, 2010 |
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On this day, April 1st, in the year 1621, Massasoit, chief of the Wampanoags signed the first peace treaty between Native Americans and white Pilgrims, feeling certain that the white people meant no harm to Indian peoples. Moreover, also on this date, back in 1789, the newly established United States House of Representatives held its first full formal meeting. Thus, on this date, Congress was born. Is it any wonder they call it April Fools’ Day? Many people wonder about the origin of this famous holiday dedicated to the great human tradition of playing practical jokes on other people.
According...
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Jan 14th, 2010 |
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Another in the popular Pat Robertson series:
–Hello, Mr. Robertson. I would like to have a word with you.
–What? Excuse me? Pam! PAM!
–Your secretary cannot hear you, Mr. Robertson.
–Pam! What did you do to my secretary, you ni…
–Now watch your mouth, Mr. Robertson. I would advise you to keep a civil tongue, if you know how to do that.
–Now look you. I don’t know who you are, or what you’re selling, but you better get your ass out of here before I call security. And put out that pipe! There’s no smoking in this building!
–You can...
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Dec 29th, 2009 |
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People were very offended when President Obama received the Nobel Prize for peace this year and rightly so. After all, we are currently involved in two, count them, two wars. And seldom have I ever seen a person deliver an acceptance speech that defends warfare while receiving a peace prize. You have to admit that takes balls. Even GW never would have done that, I’m sure. But then GW probably would have figured that only a pussy would accept a peace prize.
Anyway, with all the attention on the Nobel Prizes this year, it is not surprising that, yet again, the media failed to properly...
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Dec 29th, 2009 |
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I have been reading the psychic predictions for the upcoming year, 2010, and I have to tell you it doesn’t look good. According to the psychics, we can expect a year of turmoil. Apparently, there will be civil war in the United States. Some see a total collapse in our economy. Others see an assassination attempt against the president. There are some who see the beginning of the end of the world, with the return of Jesus coming sometime in the fall.
Naturally, these predictions are rather upsetting. And we can see how accurate those psychics are, as we look back at 2009 as seen through...
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Dec 28th, 2009 |
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Sometimes I lose things. Being old, that doesn’t surprise me. It happens. There are books of which I was sure I knew their whereabouts, then I go to get them out off the shelf, and they aren’t there. And at work I am always losing paperwork. I put some important form down on my desk and then three days later when I need it, it is nowhere to be found. I have even had to request new forms from time to time to replace the ones I’ve lost. And then I once lost a twenty-dollar bill. I had it in my pocket, then later in the day, in the cafeteria, I went to pull it out and it was gone....